{"id":626,"date":"2012-05-12T15:46:30","date_gmt":"2012-05-12T19:46:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/haughtypenguin.com\/?p=626"},"modified":"2012-05-12T15:46:30","modified_gmt":"2012-05-12T19:46:30","slug":"no-sledding-permitted","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/haughtypenguin.com\/?p=626","title":{"rendered":"No Sledding Permitted!"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_627\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-627\" style=\"width: 384px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-627\" title=\"photo\" src=\"https:\/\/haughtypenguin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/photo.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"384\" height=\"288\" srcset=\"https:\/\/haughtypenguin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/photo.jpg 640w, https:\/\/haughtypenguin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/photo-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 384px) 100vw, 384px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-627\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">No Sledding Permitted<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">At least once a year I seem to post about this same topic. The day Darshan and Clement stole a part of my childhood away. It was a snowy day in middle school. I believe it may have been a snow day even. While I was in the solitude of my home,\u00a0two of my so called\u00a0pals were frolicing in the snow, sledding down\u00a0the &#8220;Great Hill of Gahanna&#8221;. Despite the fact it was a snow day (indicating the roads are bad enough to shut school down), and the fact that \u00a0Gahanna is 30 minutes from my location, Clement and Darshan opted NOT to invite me to go sledding. Who knew the unfortuante consequnces of their actions would be so dire for the future generations to come.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Clement was gracious enough to send me this photo of the decree given by the city of Gahanna.<\/p>\n<p>bravo Darsh and Clem. Bravo.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At least once a year I seem to post about this same topic. The day Darshan and Clement stole a part of my childhood away. It was a snowy day in middle school. I believe it may have been a snow day even. While I was in the solitude of my home,\u00a0two of my so &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/haughtypenguin.com\/?p=626\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;No Sledding Permitted!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":627,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[3,29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-626","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random","category-rants"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/haughtypenguin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/photo.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/haughtypenguin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/626","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/haughtypenguin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/haughtypenguin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haughtypenguin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haughtypenguin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=626"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/haughtypenguin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/626\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":628,"href":"https:\/\/haughtypenguin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/626\/revisions\/628"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haughtypenguin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/627"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/haughtypenguin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=626"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haughtypenguin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=626"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haughtypenguin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=626"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}