{"id":100,"date":"2011-12-07T09:22:38","date_gmt":"2011-12-07T14:22:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/haughtypenguin.com\/?p=100"},"modified":"2011-12-07T23:13:06","modified_gmt":"2011-12-08T04:13:06","slug":"penguin-license-plate-spotting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/haughtypenguin.com\/?p=100","title":{"rendered":"PENGUIN [license plate] spotting"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_101\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-101\" style=\"width: 200px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/haughtypenguin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/PENGUIN.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-101\" title=\"PENGUIN\" src=\"https:\/\/haughtypenguin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/PENGUIN.gif\" alt=\"Penguin Plate\" width=\"200\" height=\"100\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-101\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Penguin Plate<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>So \u201dthe boss\u201d calls me this morning and informs me that she was sitting behind the person who has the \u201dPENGUIN\u201d license plate in traffic today. Ever since I was 8 years old, I wanted that plate. I was at the bmv and they had this computer that could check plate availability. PENGUIN was available then. When I could finally drive at 16 they pate was still available I think, but my parents would never approve spending the extra<br \/>\nmoney for vanity plates.<\/p>\n<p>When I finally had my own car, I took the opportunity to get the vanity plates. Alas PENGUIN was no longer available.<\/p>\n<p>Well at least now I know that the PENGUIN is out there somewhere. I will be checking yearly until it becomes available. It WILL be mine one day.<\/p>\n<p>Until then I will keep my current plate, which I guess would be unwise to post publicly.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So \u201dthe boss\u201d calls me this morning and informs me that she was sitting behind the person who has the \u201dPENGUIN\u201d license plate in traffic today. Ever since I was 8 years old, I wanted that plate. I was at the bmv and they had this computer that could check plate availability. PENGUIN was available &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/haughtypenguin.com\/?p=100\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;PENGUIN [license plate] spotting&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":103,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[28,27],"class_list":["post-100","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random","tag-cars-2","tag-penguins"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/haughtypenguin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/PENGUIN.gif","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/haughtypenguin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/100","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/haughtypenguin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/haughtypenguin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haughtypenguin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haughtypenguin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=100"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/haughtypenguin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/100\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":109,"href":"https:\/\/haughtypenguin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/100\/revisions\/109"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haughtypenguin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/103"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/haughtypenguin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=100"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haughtypenguin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=100"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haughtypenguin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=100"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}